Confession: I shave my big toes.
There. I said it.
Of all the strange and unwanted places that hair grows on the human body, the big toe has to be the strangest. I mean, c’mon – is that little sprinkling of hair supposed to keep Big T warm and comfy in the winter? That’s a negatory… Instead they serve merely to embarrass me each summer when I break out my sandals.
Now, I’ve been assured that I’m not the only person to suffer such an indignity, but as a woman it’s hard not to take it personally when I notice 5 o’clock shadow creeping along my toe!! The only thing worse are those sporadic chin hairs that sneak by my regular inspection and manage to approach a full half inch in length before they are caught.
Oh the humanity..