Internet, I’ve flirted with a special kind of danger for years but today I full-on crossed over a line.
It started innocently enough. You see, I had the day off from work because of the holiday, so I slept in until 10ish. When I got up, I made it as far as the couch and decided to watch a movie I’d gotten from Netflix. Made myself some ramen’s for lunch. Watched another movie. Graduated from my robe into a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt around 4:30ish. Moved back upstairs & watched yet another movie online with hubby. A classic example of a slovenly existence, but neatly contained in our own private residence, so no big deal, right?
But then we had to make a quick run to Fred Meyer to pick up a couple of things, and I just couldn’t dredge up enough energy or motivation to put myself together properly, so instead, I (gulp) threw my un-showered self into some jeans, yanked my hair back into a clip, put on shoes with no socks and went out into PUBLIC. With no makeup, no deoderant, unplucked, and unkempt.
Oh yes…yes, I did!
I think my only saving grace is that I remembered to put on a bra. (TMI, I know..sorry).
And you know, I figured eventually illness, childbirth – or even old age & indifference might bring me to a day like this, but I had no such excuse tonight. I was just feeling extraordinarily lazy.
And as my title suggests, it’s a slippery slope. Where does it go from here?
Is this my future??
Could this be what hubby & I go out in for our next Anniversary?