You know that scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, where Harrison Ford and his little side-kick buddy are about to be squished by stakes in the ever-shrinking stone room? And the only way for Kate Capshaw’s character to save them is for her to put her hand down a dark hole, crawling with bugs, and release the stone lever? And you see her lily-white hand grasping down the hole with cockroach and centipede like creatures crawling all over it?
Makes you shudder deep down inside, right?
Well, I think that’s how men feel when they have to get something out of a woman’s purse. Even if they know the ultimate goal is a worthy one, they also know that one false move and they could come into contact with… you know, GIRL things. We’re talking serious, big-time cooties, my friend. So have pity on your man and don’t ask him to dig anything out of your purse. That’s the kind of scar that takes years to heal.