So, having this newly pierced nose has tripled the amount of time I spend looking into a mirror.
One might think I’m busy admiring how fabulously my new haircut, glasses and nose jewelry coordinate together. (And they really do, by the way) However, one would be wrong.
Rather, I spend the majority of my time looking up my nose (specifically, my right nostril), making sure that nothing inappropriate is hanging out. Apparently I’m suffering from “phantom boog” syndrome.
Charming, isn’t it?