“I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
―Ellen DeGeneres
Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category
24 Nov
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
I’ve been terrible at posting regularly lately, and with the upcoming holiday, it’s likely not going to get any better.
So I’ll just own up to it now, declare myself a slacker, and wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving!
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams [...]
20 Nov
Happy Freakin Friday
Be still….my beating heart!!
The driver was probably drunk on egg-nog..
Gulliver’s Travels…snowman style..
17 Nov
For the Record
Monday mornings are evil
So is LITE FM/107.9 radio, for playing Christmas music already
Thanks for playing Have a Holly Jolly Christmas this morning I really appreciate having that particular tune stuck in my head
My dad is right. City people don’t know how to drive worth a damn
Twisty ties ignite in the microwave
Kittens claws = holes in [...]
13 Nov
Urgent warning for Friday the 13th!!!!
ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH FOR FRIDAY THE 13TH,
AND THEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU GUYS WILL BE SAFE
I’M JUST POSTING THIS TO SAY GOODBYE.
11 Nov
It’s a slippery slope
Internet, I’ve flirted with a special kind of danger for years but today I full-on crossed over a line.
It started innocently enough. You see, I had the day off from work because of the holiday, so I slept in until 10ish. When I got up, I made it as far as the couch and decided to [...]
3 Nov
Unacceptable Social Behavior
So I stop off at Starbucks this morning to grab a cupp-a-joe for myself and a co-worker. Innocent enough start to the day, right?
I pull into the parking lot and deliberately choose a parking space with several empty spaces surrounding it. This particular lot has very small parking stalls and I’ve learned to be sensitive [...]
2 Nov
A few new faves…
I picked up a new book at the library a couple of weeks ago, and finally had a moment to flip through it this weekend:
10,001 Ways to Live Large on a Small Budget was compiled by the writers of Wise Bread – a personal finance blog/community. I visited their website for the first time over [...]
24 Oct
Doggie Drama
Remember our goofy, fun-loving, “eldest child” Murphy?
Yeah, that’s the one.
He had a little accident today.
We’re not sure how it happened, but Tim put both dogs in the backyard while vacuuming and when he went to let them back in, discovered that Murph had somehow attained a 1-inch gash on his leg, near the tendons above his foot. *OUCH* I was [...]
